Thursday, November 29, 2007

Mr. Mcqueen

There once was a man named steve Mcqueen he was the type of guy that would have his dog shit on peoples lawns but most of all this one policemans lawn
The reason for this was that along time ago steve was at the grand canyon with his dog. all of a sudden this police man walkes over and bumps into his dog knocking the poor dog into the depths of the canyon. The dog was never seen again. This is what started steves dislike for cops.
He was having his dog shit on the policmans lawn when all of a sudden the policman saw him from then on the policman would do anything he could to get steve into trouble
Steve was driving home from thanksgiving dinner one night while listning to politics on the radio smoking a cigerette. when he finished it he threw it out the car window and guess who was behind him the police officer he had been having his dog shit on. so the police officer pulls him over for littering then he ges his German shepard out of the back of his cruiser and has it shit on steves windshield but at the very moment the dog is shitting on the windshield the police officers captain drives by and sees whats going on so the captain takes the police officer off of street duty and has him doing paper work for three monthes steve finds this really funny and has his dog keep shitting on the police officers law.
Then one day steves dog attacks the mailman who ends up getting stitches a week later the mailman comes back with a baseball bat and beats steves dog. Then instead of going to the athorities steve sneakes up behind the mailman and pulls a nancy carrigan and nails the mailman in the back of the leg with a steel pipe. i guess that mailman wont be delivering the mail for a while

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