Mr. Mcqueen

There once was a man named steve Mcqueen he was the type of guy that would have his dog shit on peoples lawns but most of all this one policemans lawn
The reason for this was that along time ago steve was at the grand canyon with his dog. all of a sudden this police man walkes over and bumps into his dog knocking the poor dog into the depths of the canyon. The dog was never seen again. This is what started steves dislike for cops.
He was having his dog shit on the policmans lawn when all of a sudden the policman saw him from then on the policman would do anything he could to get steve into trouble
Steve was driving home from thanksgiving dinner one night while listning to politics on the radio smoking a cigerette. when he finished it he threw it out the car window and guess who was behind him the police officer he had been having his dog shit on. so the police officer pulls him over for littering then he ges his German shepard out of the back of his cruiser and has it shit on steves windshield but at the very moment the dog is shitting on the windshield the police officers captain drives by and sees whats going on so the captain takes the police officer off of street duty and has him doing paper work for three monthes steve finds this really funny and has his dog keep shitting on the police officers law.
Then one day steves dog attacks the mailman who ends up getting stitches a week later the mailman comes back with a baseball bat and beats steves dog. Then instead of going to the athorities steve sneakes up behind the mailman and pulls a nancy carrigan and nails the mailman in the back of the leg with a steel pipe. i guess that mailman wont be delivering the mail for a while

he was the kind of guy

He was the kind of guy that would eat worms. he would smoke many cigs at once he would drink whiskey straight from the bottle. he would start arguments with people just so he could get into a fight. he would walk on the ledges of tall buildings with no concern for his life. he was the kind of guy that went to strip clubs by himself. he was the kind of guy that would bring his own food into a theaters. he was the kind of guy that would shoplift he was the kind of guy that would have his dog shit on someones lawn. he was the kind of guy that took candy from babies. he was the kind of guy that stole Christmas

A night out

I got to the part it reminded me of the movie cocktail the bass was pumpin. i wonder how much those speakers were. I did a double funnel and felt really full for a while, my stomache hurt then i played beruit. after that i started walking home it was a little cold out. then someone picked me up and gave me a ride home we drove by burger kind and the sign said have it your way then i got back to my room and went to bed.

chimp sues man

on Sunday 0ct 5 John c. Scott was sued by a chimpanzee named Jacob. The horse whisperer learns how to talk to Jacob and Jacob tells him that Mr Scott has been beating him. The horse whisperer finds this horrible and hires Johnny Cochran to sue Mr. Scott for beating his monkey. the case makes it all the way to the supreme court and the chimp named Jacob gets a settlement of $250,000

Mom

Star light star bright I think

About you every night

You sail across the open sky

Just like you sail across my closed eye

To be with you I yearn so much

But this earth I must touch

For years and years ill be hear

Until the day you reappear

I miss the times we shared together

Even the ones I don’t remember

When I was young I cried at night

But then I learned id be alright

I think of you in times of pain

I wish you were hear to relieve my strain

Three years it should have been longer

But in the end you made me stronger

don Quixote by paublo picasso

Don Quixote is shown in this piece it shows how strong he is over the other person he is so big on a horse. the person seems so small on a donkey or something of that nature its like a hot summer day because of the sun